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2013

May 24Holy Guacamole
May 22Nine Lives
May 20Hypocritical
May 17Runaway Truck Ramp
May 15Prescribed Burn
May 13Dumb Friends League
May 10Short Order Cook
May 8Tall Order
May 6Hangnail
May 3Knotty Pine
May 1Walking Papers
Apr 29Peanut
Apr 26Battering Ram
Apr 24Bottleneck
Apr 22Milky Way
Apr 19Pot Roast
Apr 17Sleeve Of Balls
Apr 15Nut Job
Apr 12Square Root
Apr 10Driving Range
Apr 8Hogwash
Apr 5Bermuda Triangle
Apr 312 Pest Program
Apr 1Peep Show
Mar 29Easter Bunny
Mar 27Soulmates
Mar 25Alicia Keys
Mar 22Palm Sunday
Mar 20Drawn Butter
Mar 18Lend Me An Ear
Mar 15St. Patty’s Day
Mar 13Carry On Baggage
Mar 11Crack The Whip
Mar 8Spring Break
Mar 6Figure Skate
Mar 4Throw Pillow
Mar 1Bar Of Soap
Feb 27Great Wall Of China
Feb 25Rice Milk
Feb 22Puttin’ On The Ritz
Feb 20No Fly List
Feb 18English Muffin
Feb 15Eggs Benedict
Feb 13Stone Tablets
Feb 11Small Potatoes
Feb 8Dog Pound
Feb 6Chafing Dish
Feb 4Plantar Fasciitis
Feb 1Super Bowl
Jan 30Infidel Fly Rule
Jan 28Heavy Heart
Jan 25Funny As Hell
Jan 23Formal Attire
Jan 21Punch Drunk
Jan 18Keep Off The Grass
Jan 16A Penny For Your Thoughts
Jan 14Carpal Tunnel
Jan 11A Nose For The Ball
Jan 9Tip Of Your Tongue
Jan 7Stick Out Your Neck
Jan 4Small Arms Fire
Jan 2Vicious Circle

2012

Dec 31Happy New Year!
Dec 28Got A Bone To Pick
Dec 26Merry Christmas
Dec 24Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
Dec 21Cultured Yogurt
Dec 19Holier Than Thou
Dec 17Burger Joint
Dec 14Horse Collar
Dec 12Chemical Bond
Dec 10Dear John Letter
Dec 7Over Reacting
Dec 5Guardian Angels
Dec 3Call Me Maybe
Nov 30Keep Calm And Carry On
Nov 28Gaza Strip
Nov 26Snowballs
Nov 23Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead
Nov 21Ho Ho Ho
Nov 19The Lesser Of 2 Evils
Nov 16Fight Tooth & Nail
Nov 14Think Tanks
Nov 12A Day Late & A Dollar Short
Nov 9Unicorn
Nov 7Thought Bubbles
Nov 5I Like Ike
Nov 2Sick As A Dog
Oct 31Cobweb
Oct 29Cut & Paste
Oct 26Carbon Dating
Oct 2450 Shades Of Grey
Oct 22Honey Badger
Oct 19A Match Made In Heaven
Oct 17Occam’s Razor
Oct 15Capital Punishment
Oct 12Electoral College
Oct 10Abandon Ship
Oct 8Tough Cookie
Oct 5Criminal Element
Oct 3Can Do Spirit
Oct 1Oysters Rockefeller
Sep 28Get Your Ducks In A Row
Sep 26Slow Your Roll
Sep 24Cheeseballs
Sep 21Killing Time
Sep 19Jack Of All Trades
Sep 17Lactose Intolerant
Sep 14Spotty Service
Sep 12Hot Flash
Sep 10Pi R Squared
Sep 7The Medium Is The Message
Sep 5Restitution
Sep 3Tropical Depression
Aug 31Periodic Table
Aug 29Bad To The Bone
Aug 27Copper Penny
Aug 24Pitchfork
Aug 22Grilled Chicken
Aug 20Get Off Your High Horse
Aug 17Missile Defense
Aug 15Duck Blind
Aug 13Kickboxing
Aug 10Dyslexus
Aug 8Dyslexic Farmers Market
Aug 6GLBT
Aug 3Bucket List
Aug 1Shaved Ham
Jul 30Lab Coat
Jul 27Death Penalty
Jul 25Power Outage
Jul 23Complimentary Drink
Jul 20Logarithm
Jul 18Onion Rings
Jul 16Bet Your Bottom Dollar
Jul 13Get Your Goat
Jul 11Hopscotch
Jul 9Pillow Fight
Jul 6Artichoke Hearts
Jul 4Happy Independence Day
Jul 2Counter Strike
Jun 29Shotgun Wedding
Jun 27All Bark And No Bite
Jun 25Flying Squirrel
Jun 22Egg Timer
Jun 20Articulated Bus
Jun 18Fish & Chips
Jun 15Number 2 Pencil
Jun 13Crazy Eights
Jun 11Meat Packer
Jun 8Bankers Box
Jun 6Spoon Rest
Jun 4Melancholy Baby
Jun 1Cowlick
May 30Biohazard
May 28Happy Memorial Day
May 25When Pigs Fly
May 23Soda Jerk
May 21Potato Skins
May 18This Too Shall Pass
May 16Loaded Baked Potato
May 14Fish Fry
May 11Pound Cake
May 9Thickening Agent
May 7Death Warmed Over
May 4Pupu Platter
May 2Stamp Of Approval
Apr 30Melon Baller
Apr 27Ruled Index Cards
Apr 25Material Witness
Apr 23Soap On A Rope
Apr 20Party Pooper
Apr 18Milk Moustache
Apr 16Tax Increase
Apr 13Motown
Apr 11Stud Muffin
Apr 9Easter Island
Apr 6Money Talks
Apr 4A Pox On You
Apr 2Dominant Hand
Mar 30Toast Of The Town
Mar 28Paper Cup
Mar 26Temple Of Doom
Mar 23Rack Of Lamb
Mar 21Press Your Luck
Mar 19Bullet Point
Mar 16Catch Phrase
Mar 14Pi Day
Mar 12Tort Reform
Mar 9Solar Flare
Mar 7Baggage Carousel
Mar 5Press Pass
Mar 2Subconscious
Feb 29Leap Day
Feb 27Tire Iron
Feb 24Memory Foam
Feb 22Don’t Get Your Panties In A Bunch
Feb 20Deviled Eggs
Feb 17Head Cheese
Feb 15Ad Nauseam
Feb 13Pig Latin
Feb 10Hollow Victory
Feb 8Caterwauling
Feb 6String Theory
Feb 3Poker Face
Feb 1Mechanical Bull
Jan 30Cross Examination
Jan 27Sub Sandwich
Jan 25Pointed Discussion
Jan 23Carry On Baggage
Jan 20Political Jockeying
Jan 18Jigsaw
Jan 16Elephant Poaching
Jan 13Gravy Train
Jan 11Roll Tide
Jan 9Eye Patch
Jan 6Saddle Shoes
Jan 4Lamb Shank
Jan 2Capsized

2011

Dec 30Arch Nemesis
Dec 28At Death’s Door
Dec 26Merry Christmas
Dec 23Reindeer
Dec 21Tebowing
Dec 19When Nature Calls
Dec 16Swim Meet
Dec 14Exercise Caution
Dec 12Balloon Payment
Dec 9Boarding School
Dec 7Pause For Thought
Dec 5Run Of The Mill
Dec 2The End Is Near
Nov 30Jackass
Nov 28Shooting Dice
Nov 25Push The Envelope
Nov 23Wild Turkey
Nov 21Peaches And Herb
Nov 18Whole Hog
Nov 16Sage Advice
Nov 14Money Laundering
Nov 11Baked Lays
Nov 9Shooting The Breeze
Nov 7Jughead
Nov 4Polygraph
Nov 2Male Enhancement
Oct 31Pumpkin Patch
Oct 28Dead Giveaway
Oct 26Brainchild
Oct 24Racketeer
Oct 21Well Educated
Oct 18Needle In A Haystack
Oct 17Peking Duck
Oct 14Communist Party
Oct 12Goat Cheese
Oct 10Chick Magnet
Oct 7Pick Your Poison
Oct 5Garnished Wages
Oct 3Pine Nuts
Sep 30The Green Mile
Sep 28Green With Envy
Sep 26Going Green
Sep 23French Nails
Sep 21Free Radicals
Sep 19Shiver Me Timbers
Sep 16Poetry Slam
Sep 14Car Accident
Sep 12Joint Pain
Sep 9Al Dente
Sep 7Cotton Gin
Sep 5Mixed Martial Arts
Sep 2On The Lam
Aug 31Aye Matey
Aug 29Vicious Cycle
Aug 26Bite Your Tongue
Aug 24Freudian Slip
Aug 22Knotty Pine
Aug 19Cancun
Aug 17Chicken Pot Pie
Aug 15Fruit Cobbler
Aug 12Elevator Pitch
Aug 10John Doe
Aug 8Thin Ice
Aug 5Wisecrack
Aug 3Hang Ten
Aug 1Wet Your Whistle
Jul 29Faux Pas
Jul 27Cow Tipping
Jul 25Court Of Appeals
Jul 22Flirting With Disaster
Jul 20Brainstorm
Jul 18Tora Tora Tora
Jul 15Curiosity Killed The Cat
Jul 13Whale Oil
Jul 11Winner Drawn Weekly
Jul 8Erosion
Jul 8Erosion
Jul 6Hide And Seek
Jul 4Board Of Directors
Jul 1Mountaineer
Jun 29Hog Tie
Jun 27Tee Shot
Jun 24Monkey See Monkey Do
Jun 22Badgering The Witness
Jun 20Animal Crackers
Jun 17Type Casting
Jun 15Cat Got Your Tongue?
Jun 13Middle Of The Road Politician
Jun 10Algorithm
Jun 8Opposable Thumbs
Jun 6Hat Hair
Jun 3Cattywampus
Jun 1Double Dip
May 30Tung Oil
May 27Concert Pianist
May 25Penny Loafers
May 23Soap Opera
May 20Going To Hell In A Handbasket
May 18WWF Smackdown
May 16There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute
May 13Cheese Whiz
May 11Drug Bust
May 9Exercise Bike
May 6Trick Question
May 4Death Wish
May 2Bitter Pill
Apr 29Carpe Diem
Apr 27Dalai Lama
Apr 25Clubbing Seals
Apr 22Easter Island
Apr 20Old Habits Die Hard
Apr 18Humpty Dumpty
Apr 15Chicken Strips
Apr 13Dumb Friends League
Apr 11Housing Bubble
Apr 8Beef Jerky
Apr 6Pop Fly
Apr 4Styling Gel
Apr 1Goodbye Kitty
Mar 30The Lambshank Redemption
Mar 28The Phantom Of The Oprah
Mar 25Born And Bred
Mar 23Brain Tissue
Mar 21Stuffed Mushroom
Mar 18Death Warmed Over
Mar 16Blind Man’s Bluff
Mar 14Moral Fiber
Mar 11Charlie Sheen
Mar 9Counter Terrorist
Mar 7Roly Poly
Mar 4Urinal Cake
Mar 2Milky Way
Feb 28Hit On All Cylinders
Feb 25Clothes Hanger
Feb 23Downward Dog
Feb 21Westward Ho
Feb 18Drain The Weasel
Feb 16Splitting Hairs
Feb 14Tastes Funny
Feb 11Iron Horse
Feb 9Curly Fries
Feb 7Virgin Wool
Feb 4Chafing Dish
Feb 2Low Grade Fever
Jan 31Duck Hook
Jan 28Over The Hump
Jan 26Crack The Whip
Jan 24Drag Race
Jan 21Small Arms Fire
Jan 19False Alarm
Jan 17Brush With Death
Jan 14Square Shooter
Jan 12Making Ends Meet
Jan 10Move Heaven And Earth
Jan 7One Foot In The Grave
Jan 5Yakety Yak
Jan 3Vicious Circle

2010

Dec 31Yes Man
Dec 29The Proof Is In The Pudding
Dec 27Poles Apart
Dec 24Target Marketing
Dec 22Tighten The Screws
Dec 20Wax Poetic
Dec 17Two Shakes Of A Lamb’s Tail
Dec 15Pecking Order
Dec 13Pass The Buck
Dec 10Foul Shot
Dec 8Ram Down Your Throat
Dec 6Pack A Wallop
Dec 3Nine Lives
Dec 1Kick In The Teeth
Nov 29Ace In The Hole
Nov 26Smart Cookie
Nov 24Holy Cow
Nov 22Hit Below The Belt
Nov 19Hang Your Head
Nov 17Goal Line Stand
Nov 15Foul Ball
Nov 12Flattery Will Get You Nowhere
Nov 10Fish Out Of Water
Nov 8Tough Nut To Crack
Nov 5His Face Rings A Bell
Nov 3Conventional Wisdom
Nov 1Keep A Stiff Upper Lip
Oct 29Make A Quick Buck
Oct 27Hatchet Man
Oct 25Missing Link
Oct 22Duck Soup
Oct 20Bull Session
Oct 18Fill The Bill
Oct 15Finish Line
Oct 13Captain Of Industry
Oct 11Cardinal Sin
Oct 8The Clothes Make The Man
Oct 6Pipe Dream
Oct 4Runs In The Family
Oct 1Lend Me An Ear
Sep 29Panic Button
Sep 27Tough Cat
Sep 24Down In The Mouth
Sep 22Adding Insult To Injury
Sep 20Spring Chicken
Sep 17Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
Sep 15Hot Potato
Sep 13Color Scheme
Sep 10None The Wiser
Sep 8Walk The Plank
Sep 6Stone Broke
Sep 3The Straw That Broke The Camel’s Back
Sep 1The Chips Are Down
Aug 30He’s Got His Work Cut Out For Him
Aug 27Wiener Roast
Aug 25A Mind For Business
Aug 23Red Herring
Aug 20Ants In Your Pants
Aug 18Taken By Surprise
Aug 16Benefit Of The Doubt
Aug 13The Blind Leading The Blind
Aug 11Save Face
Aug 9Flash In The Pan